Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Eclipse of the CENTURY


Eclipse of the CENTURY
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

50% off Sale


50% off Sale
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Right behind this tractor!

EVERYWHERE!


EVERYWHERE!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
RING- "Yeah, hi. Thank God you guys exist. I need flowers sent to the top of Mt Everest to celebrate my buddy's big climb. He just made it. How soon can you get them there?"

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

In case you were confused,


In case you were confused,
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
In case you were confused, stuff is for sale here.

More flies


More flies
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Wow. That's a lot of flies.

How to hack the planet


How to hack the planet
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
How to hack the planet:

Friday, August 08, 2008

Goat Fly


Goat Fly
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Gross

Sunset


Sunset
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Beautiful.

Monday, August 04, 2008

iPhone G3?


iPhone G3?
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Um, it's the iPhone 3G, not the iPhone G3.

Does anyone QC anything anymore?

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Finger


Finger
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Someone needs to help this kid out. He's using the wrong finger.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Jesus Christ


Jesus Christ
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Picture Perfect


Picture Perfect
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Hey, it's "picture perfect", so I guess I have no choice but to post it. Now if it actually taste's good... That's another story.

Monday, July 28, 2008

WWII


WWII
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I get it. WWII fighter plane reference. Funny, yet wicked creepy at the same time, cause, like, what if he's serious. Ok. Leaving now.

Level 2


Level 2
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Welcome to the next level!

Only in Hollywood


Only in Hollywood
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Only in Hollywood

Tree house for rent


Tree house for rent
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Tree house for rent, without the house:

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Her She


Her She
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
There's a lot of girl in that there name.

Monday, January 07, 2008

World's Smallest Stop and Shop

And I thought the Stop and Shop on Catalina island was small...

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Attack of the Clones


Attack of the Clones
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Attack of the Clones

Monday, December 31, 2007

Amazing


Amazing
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Wow.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

J Lou


J Lou
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
J Lou- aka J Lo's cousin.

phaserburn


phaserburn
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
The newly handled phaserburn sits at the bank teller's desk. Too bad he didn't bring his flash drive!

Stuck Between the Clouds


Stuck Between the Clouds
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
At least they gave me a little space to think.

I see bums


I see bums
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I see bums. It's like the 6th Sense with Bruce Willis... except... without the dead people.

#1 or #2?


#1 or #2?
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Save the planet, one flush at a time. Wow.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Mmmmm ready to serve


Mmmmm ready to serve
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Boy oh boy, I should totally buy this! Mushy brie cheese vacume sealed
in plastic. Yum.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Amazon 5 Star Product


Amazon 5 Star Product
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I guess you can't go wrong with this Spotted Dick.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Living in the future


Living in the future
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
So my buddy sends me a video chat invite. Turns out he's in Hong Kong! Man I love living in the future.

Jam Session


Jam Session
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Jammin' with my homies at Oracle.

Runyan Canyon


Runyan Canyon
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Now that was well worth the hike!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Oil Change


Oil Change
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Yep, still love my car.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Game Downloads on... TP!?


Game Downloads on... TP!?
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Who advertizes for game downloads on toilet paper!?

Jeff


Jeff
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Jeff is the name for the universe.

"This is your brain on Jeff. Any questions?"

(hint: Circa 1989 anti drug ads)

Money Tree


Money Tree
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
You feelin' lucky... tree?

Bank Repo


Bank Repo
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Bank Repo. One truck for the sign, one for the furniture.

iPod Socks


iPod Socks
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
iPod socks? I guess you truly can sell anything to iPod owners... Including socks.

... It's pretty bad


... It's pretty bad
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
... It's pretty bad.

Never mind.


Never mind.
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Never mind...

Rain in LA


Rain in LA
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Alright, maybe rain in LA isn't that bad.

Pump Top TV


Pump Top TV
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I'm done with ads. I'm done with commercials. And I'm SO done with Pump Top TV. I have to pay for gas, pay gas taxes, and then get ads forced on me!? Not cool. Done. Done like dinner.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Party on my Trunk


Party on my Trunk
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Looks like this is one party I'm glad I missed.

True Light


True Light
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Someday I'll capture the true light. Getting closer...

Porn Party


Porn Party
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
A bunch of BU kids sitting around watching porn on a Saturday night. Only in Hollywood.

Escher's Address


Escher's Address
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
It's like one of those Escher prints... I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

Court of Honor


Court of Honor
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Court of Honor, now with BOWL PARKING! Go to a concert, meet a girl, get married, get sober, and get a divorce all in one night!

Nice to meet you!


Nice to meet you!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Real Estate Guy... Bro, if you want me to call you, you gotta leave me your phone number next time.

Who am I kidding, this is clearly a CIA code for something.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

So, it's cool to park here, right?

I'm totally gonna park here.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Buckley Hall


Buckley Hall
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Having lived here for a year, all I can really say is... wow.

Salisbury CT from 5000 ft


Salisbury CT from 5000 ft
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I always wondered what my home town would look like from 5000 feet...

Leopard


Leopard
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I bet this is what a Leopard would look like on LSD.

FMV Soap


FMV Soap
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Back when I was a kid, FMV meant Full Motion Video...

Monday, August 20, 2007

Pretty Light


Pretty Light
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Pretty Light

Worst... Cellphone Ad... EVER!

I thought the T-mobile's "Don't drop Grandma" ads were the worst ever. Sprint has officially topped those... and then some. Congratulations Sprint on winning THE WORST CELLPHONE AD EVER AWARD! Why only three coats of spray tan? Why not 4, or 5. I mean, what if that shit is only like SPF 3. 3x3 =9 and at SPF 9, my white ass is still gonna get burned... just like all those people who use sprint and get burned by their crappy service. So I guess at the end of the day... the ad is actually telling the truth. Literal translation= "Your ass is gonna get burned with our shitty SPF 3 coverage, which is why you gotta make the same call 3 times in a row before it goes through!"

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

After a long day...


After a long day...
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
There's nothing like a royal flush on the ferry after a long day on Catalina.

Goodnight Catalina


Goodnight Catalina
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Gotta get back soon... Real soon.

Dinner on the Pier


Dinner on the Pier
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Nothing like a good seafood dinner after a long day of adventure.

Henry driving the boat


Henry driving the boat
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Henry driving us back to the marina.

Herny riding on the boat


Herny riding on the boat
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
We rented a boat and sailed around the island.

165!


165!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
That's a big fish!

Nice catch bro!


Nice catch bro!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes

Paradise


Paradise
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Paradise.

Amazing View


Amazing View
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Scorched Catalina

At the top


At the top
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Well worth the hike.

Halfway there


Halfway there
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Halfway up!

Up hill


Up hill
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Little did we know that this was going to be the easiest part of scaling the side of Catalina Island.

H Dog in Paradise


H Dog in Paradise
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
The H dog in Paradise.

Hello Catalina!


Hello Catalina!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
... Hello Catalina!

Off to Catalina


Off to Catalina
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
See you later Long Beach...

Cranes


Cranes
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I wonder how much those bad boys go for. It might make a nice addition to my back yard.

Microwaveable Spinach vs Tebder Spinach

Seriously, this is just too funny.

Microwaveable Spinach


Microwaveable Spinach
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Henry spotted this. Pretty hysterical if you ask me.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Officially Pimped 2


Officially Pimped 2
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
... I doubt that she's "officially pimped."

Officially Pimped


Officially Pimped
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Somehow...

Cafe 101


Cafe 101
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes

LA to a T


LA to a T
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
The view from the 101 Cafe. LA to a T.

Resident Evil Vegas


Resident Evil Vegas
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Dan, I know your psyched, but you're just gonna have to contain yourself. It's like Resident Evil 4 meets Rainbow Six Vegas! God, I wish there was a drive in close by...

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Like I said, she's HUGE!


Like I said, she's HUGE!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I know you don't want to accept it, but face it, Geena Davis is huge!

Henry refusing to eat?!


Henry refusing to eat?!
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I never thought Henry would refuse to eat something. Well here it is. Peppers. World, take note, cause today is a rare day in history.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Action Hero


Action Hero
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
I feel like this would have been REAL awesome right around when Last Action Hero came out.

Kodak Moment


Kodak Moment
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
A box of Kodak film covered in dust. Now that's a Kodak moment.

Hey Dad, someone stole your idea!

Hallie's looks MUCH better.

Henry Goes to College


Henry Goes to College
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Henry emailing his roommate. Today is a good day.

Dinner


Dinner
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Nothing like some tasty neon for dinner.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

The Stang


The Stang
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
So hot.

Taking a drive


Taking a drive
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Amazing view.

Hows about a whole steak? Part 5

Henry killed it! The whole thing. I love it! Seriously, Hows is all about the steak. If you're ever in Malibu, hit it up!

Hows about a whole steak? Part 4

This was my half. Man was it good!

Hows about a whole steak? Part 3

Turns out one of the things you can order is a whole tritip steak! We went for it, and split one between the two of us.

Hows about a whole steak? Part 2

Henry eagle eyed this BBQ, so we decided to hit it up.

Hows about a whole steak?


Hows about a whole steak?
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Henry and I went to Malibu today to hit Zuma Beach. We wanted to grab a bite to eat before we hitthe waves, so We rocked over to Hows.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Henry visits the stars


Henry visits the stars
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
If there's anyone who deserves a star, it's Mr Star Trek himself.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Jim Henry


Jim Henry
Originally uploaded by blakeharjes
Henry's all grown up, and suddenly has a striking resemblance to Jim from "The Office"

What seems to be the problem officer?

A Los Angeles County Sherif with a tail light out. How come nobody's pulling THEM over?