Blake's Eyes
My life through images.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
EVERYWHERE!
RING- "Yeah, hi. Thank God you guys exist. I need flowers sent to the top of Mt Everest to celebrate my buddy's big climb. He just made it. How soon can you get them there?"
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
Monday, August 04, 2008
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Picture Perfect
Hey, it's "picture perfect", so I guess I have no choice but to post it. Now if it actually taste's good... That's another story.
Monday, July 28, 2008
WWII
I get it. WWII fighter plane reference. Funny, yet wicked creepy at the same time, cause, like, what if he's serious. Ok. Leaving now.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, January 07, 2008
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Monday, December 31, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
phaserburn
The newly handled phaserburn sits at the bank teller's desk. Too bad he didn't bring his flash drive!
I see bums
I see bums. It's like the 6th Sense with Bruce Willis... except... without the dead people.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Mmmmm ready to serve
Boy oh boy, I should totally buy this! Mushy brie cheese vacume sealed
in plastic. Yum.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Living in the future
So my buddy sends me a video chat invite. Turns out he's in Hong Kong! Man I love living in the future.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Jeff
Jeff is the name for the universe.
"This is your brain on Jeff. Any questions?"
(hint: Circa 1989 anti drug ads)
Pump Top TV
I'm done with ads. I'm done with commercials. And I'm SO done with Pump Top TV. I have to pay for gas, pay gas taxes, and then get ads forced on me!? Not cool. Done. Done like dinner.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Court of Honor
Court of Honor, now with BOWL PARKING! Go to a concert, meet a girl, get married, get sober, and get a divorce all in one night!
Nice to meet you!
Real Estate Guy... Bro, if you want me to call you, you gotta leave me your phone number next time.
Who am I kidding, this is clearly a CIA code for something.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Worst... Cellphone Ad... EVER!
I thought the T-mobile's "Don't drop Grandma" ads were the worst ever. Sprint has officially topped those... and then some. Congratulations Sprint on winning THE WORST CELLPHONE AD EVER AWARD! Why only three coats of spray tan? Why not 4, or 5. I mean, what if that shit is only like SPF 3. 3x3 =9 and at SPF 9, my white ass is still gonna get burned... just like all those people who use sprint and get burned by their crappy service. So I guess at the end of the day... the ad is actually telling the truth. Literal translation= "Your ass is gonna get burned with our shitty SPF 3 coverage, which is why you gotta make the same call 3 times in a row before it goes through!"
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Up hill
Little did we know that this was going to be the easiest part of scaling the side of Catalina Island.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Resident Evil Vegas
Dan, I know your psyched, but you're just gonna have to contain yourself. It's like Resident Evil 4 meets Rainbow Six Vegas! God, I wish there was a drive in close by...
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Henry refusing to eat?!
I never thought Henry would refuse to eat something. Well here it is. Peppers. World, take note, cause today is a rare day in history.
Monday, August 06, 2007
Action Hero
I feel like this would have been REAL awesome right around when Last Action Hero came out.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Hows about a whole steak? Part 5
Henry killed it! The whole thing. I love it! Seriously, Hows is all about the steak. If you're ever in Malibu, hit it up!
Hows about a whole steak? Part 3
Turns out one of the things you can order is a whole tritip steak! We went for it, and split one between the two of us.
Hows about a whole steak?
Henry and I went to Malibu today to hit Zuma Beach. We wanted to grab a bite to eat before we hitthe waves, so We rocked over to Hows.





























































































